Best Sellers
Meet the fan favourites everyone’s talking about. The Best Sellers Collection at Tipsy Turtle is packed with our most-loved, highest-rated and most-gifted goodies. From quirky gifts and funny merch to unique finds you won’t see anywhere else, these are the items customers keep coming back for.
Whether you're shopping for a birthday, a last-minute surprise or a “just because” treat, our best sellers make gifting easy. Loved by Aussies and guaranteed to spark smiles.
Explore the best of Tipsy Turtle — the gifts that never miss.
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The Best People are Born in December - Merry Birthday Christmas Card -
'Hold On, Let Me ChatGPT This' Mug -
You're The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Christmas Card -
"Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook -
'Other People's Problems That For Some Reason I Have To Solve' Spiral Notebook -
Funny Birthday Card - One year closer to being back in nappies -
Funny Birthday Card - No Money -
You can cross 'dying young' off your list of stuff to worry about Birthday Card -
You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card -
You still look twenty-one from a distance Birthday Card -
HO HO HO Christmas Card -
For the Record, You're Not Old - You're A Classic Birthday Card -
2026 Desk Dog Calendar - I Have No Idea What I'm doing -
Electric Buzzer Ballpoint Pen -
Answer Desk Rates Metal Sign -
4 x set Funny Excel Enamel Pins -
'Don't Rush Me, I'm Waiting for The Last Minute' Mug -
Things I want to Say at Work But Can't Adult Colouring Book -
'Sorry I’m Late I Didn’t Want To Come' Enamel Pin -
You're My Favourite Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card -
Farter Christmas Card -
12pcs Naughty Santa Claus Christmas Cards with Envelopes -
Namasleigh Christmas Card -
Cupid Stunt Black Tee
Add to your cart before your sensible side returns
"A playful online store for the delightfully offbeat — gifts, gadgets, and home bits that make you smile for no reason"
- Turtle Fan Club
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