Products
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"Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook -
'Another 8 Hours of Pretending To Work' Mug -
'As Per My Last Email' Office Mug -
'Don't Rush Me, I'm Waiting for The Last Minute' Mug -
'Everyone Brings Joy To This Office' Rustic Wall Sign -
'Excel-lent at My Job - I Know My Sheet' Mug -
'Have a Nice Day' (Middle Finger) Mug -
'Here's Your Shitty Present' Foldable Paper Gift Bag with Black Ribbon -
'Hold On, Let Me ChatGPT This' Mug -
'I Only Smoke The Good Stuff' BBQ Grilling Apron -
'I'd Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong' Mug -
'I'm Here Because I Didn't Win the Lottery' Mug -
'I've Been Watching You All Year' Christmas Card -
'Let Me Drop Everything' Metal Desk Sign -
'Let's Cook' Breaking Bad Apron -
'None of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well' Mug -
'Notes From Meetings That Could Have Been Emails' Spiral Notebook -
'Oldi' Ceramic Mug -
'Other People's Problems That For Some Reason I Have To Solve' Spiral Notebook -
'Overstimulated' Baseball Cap -
'Relax, I have a Spreadsheet for that' Mug -
'Sorry I’m Late I Didn’t Want To Come' Enamel Pin -
'Stuff I Need to Do So I Don't Get Fired' Spiral Notebook -
'Thank F*** This Year is Over' Christmas Card
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