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'Don't Rush Me, I'm Waiting for The Last Minute' Mug

$24.95
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Postage & Shipping

Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here

Return policy

We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here

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If you are a wholesaler or retailer, please get in touch with us for discounts on bulk orders.

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Procrastination never looked so good. This cheeky mug celebrates the art of leaving things to the last second with a dose of humour that'll make your morning coffee taste even better. Perfect for anyone who thrives under deadline pressure or just enjoys a good laugh with their brew.


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Frequently asked questions

How long does delivery take?

Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here

Can I return something?

Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty


Do you offer free shipping?

We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.

Do you accept returns on sale items?

Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here

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