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You're The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Christmas Card

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Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here

Return policy

We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here

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Send a cheeky Christmas greeting with this hilarious notecard that perfectly captures the spirit of playful holiday humour. Featuring the tongue-in-cheek message "You're The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List," it's the ideal card for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh. Crafted from premium uncoated cardstock, the blank interior gives you space to add your own personal touch. Each card arrives with a matching envelope, both protected in a clear sleeve. At 20.5 x 13.5cm, it's the perfect size for displaying on mantels or desks. Whether you're poking fun at a mischievous mate or spreading festive cheer with attitude, this witty card delivers laughs alongside seasonal wishes.

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Frequently asked questions

How long does delivery take?

Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here

Can I return something?

Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty


Do you offer free shipping?

We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.

Do you accept returns on sale items?

Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here

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