Cards
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Extra Special BJ Birthday Scratch Card -
I Eat Poo, Then Lick Your Face Dog Christmas Card -
For the Record, You're Not Old - You're A Classic Birthday Card -
HO HO HO Christmas Card -
You still look twenty-one from a distance Birthday Card -
You're The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Christmas Card -
You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card -
Funny Birthday Card - Here's your Birthday Cake, now piss off! -
Funny Birthday Card - One year closer to being back in nappies -
Funny Christmas Card - Hope Santa's Sack Brings You Lots Of Joy -
Funny Birthday Card - You can cross 'dying young' off your list of stuff to worry about -
Funny Birthday Card - No Money
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