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Electric Buzzer Ballpoint Pen
Postage & Shipping
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here
Return policy
We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here
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If you are a wholesaler or retailer, please get in touch with us for discounts on bulk orders.
The ultimate desk prankster's secret weapon. This electric buzzer pen looks like an innocent writing tool until your unsuspecting victim reaches for it—then the harmless shock delivers pure comedic gold. Crafted from lightweight plastic and measuring 15cm, it's compact enough to slip into any desk drawer or party bag. Perfect for office shenanigans, holiday gatherings, or whenever you need to inject a little mischievous fun into the room. Fair warning: expect screams, laughter, and demands for revenge.












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Frequently asked questions
How long does delivery take?
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here
Can I return something?
Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty
Do you offer free shipping?
We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.
Do you accept returns on sale items?
Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here
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