Best Sellers
Meet the fan favourites everyone’s talking about. The Best Sellers Collection at Tipsy Turtle is packed with our most-loved, highest-rated and most-gifted goodies. From quirky gifts and funny merch to unique finds you won’t see anywhere else, these are the items customers keep coming back for.
Whether you're shopping for a birthday, a last-minute surprise or a “just because” treat, our best sellers make gifting easy. Loved by Aussies and guaranteed to spark smiles.
Explore the best of Tipsy Turtle — the gifts that never miss.
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Bunnings Sausage Sizzle Men's Boxer Briefs -
'Oldi' Ceramic Mug -
'Excel-lent at My Job - I Know My Sheet' Mug -
'Overstimulated' Baseball Cap -
'Let's Cook' Breaking Bad Apron -
'Let Me Drop Everything' Metal Desk Sign -
'I Only Smoke The Good Stuff' BBQ Grilling Apron -
'The Grillfather' BBQ/Grilling Apron -
6-pack Ho Ho Ho-ly Shit What A Year Gift Bags -
Bin Chicken Men's Christmas Tee -
I Eat Poo, Then Lick Your Face Dog Christmas Card -
Funny Office Sticky Notes, 50 Sheets x 4 pack -
'Everyone Brings Joy To This Office' Rustic Wall Sign -
'Stuff I Need to Do So I Don't Get Fired' Spiral Notebook -
'None of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well' Mug -
'I'm Here Because I Didn't Win the Lottery' Mug -
'Relax, I have a Spreadsheet for that' Mug -
'Another 8 Hours of Pretending To Work' Mug -
You Are Really Drunk Card Game -
2026 World's Greatest Mullets Calendar -
2026 Nature's D!ck Pics Calendar -
Funny 2026 Cats Buttholes Calendar -
Funny Birthday Card - Here's your Birthday Cake, now piss off!
Add to your cart before your sensible side returns
"A playful online store for the delightfully offbeat — gifts, gadgets, and home bits that make you smile for no reason"
- Turtle Fan Club
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