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'Another 8 Hours of Pretending To Work' Mug
$24.95
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Postage & Shipping
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here
Return policy
We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here
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Start your workday with a dose of honest humour. This enamel mug holds 360ml of your favourite beverage while boldly declaring what we're all thinking. Hand wash only, keep away from direct heat, and prepare for knowing smiles from colleagues. A cheeky companion for those long office hours when authenticity beats corporate speak. 
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Frequently asked questions
How long does delivery take?
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here
Can I return something?
Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty
Do you offer free shipping?
We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.
Do you accept returns on sale items?
Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here
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