You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card

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You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card

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Postage & Shipping

Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here
Return policy

We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here
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In a sea of endless scrolling and digital noise, here's a card for that one person who actually made the internet worth your time. Tell them they've transcended meme status and earned genuine appreciation. A tongue-in-cheek tribute to finding something—or someone—genuinely brilliant online.
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  • You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Card - Tipsy Turtle Collective

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Frequently asked questions
How long does delivery take?

Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here
Can I return something?

Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty
Do you offer free shipping?

We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.
Do you accept returns on sale items?

Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here
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