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'Stuff I Need to Do So I Don't Get Fired' Spiral Notebook
$19.95
Postage & Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has been been shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary between 5-10 days depending on stock availability and delivery location. Postage is free for all orders over $15.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
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Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Keep your job prospects alive with this brutally honest spiral notebook. Perfect for jotting down those non-negotiable tasks that keep you employed and your boss reasonably satisfied. Whether you're tracking deadlines, managing projects, or simply remembering what you promised to deliver, this notebook serves as your personal employment insurance policy. A candid companion for anyone who appreciates workplace humor with their productivity.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Are any purchases final sale?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.
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