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Relax, I have a Spreadsheet for that Mug
$24.95
Postage & Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has been been shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary between 5-10 days depending on stock availability and delivery location. Postage is free for all orders over $15.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
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Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Perfect for spreadsheet enthusiasts and data nerds everywhere, this ceramic mug brings a touch of workplace humour to your daily brew. Crafted from premium ceramic with excellent heat retention and a silky-smooth finish, it's as reliable as a well-organised Excel file. The clever design merges work culture with everyday life, making it an ideal gift for colleagues or a cheeky treat for yourself. Stylish, durable, and surprisingly affordable—because sometimes the best solutions really do come in spreadsheet form.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Are any purchases final sale?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.
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