"Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook

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"Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook

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Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here
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We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here
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Your job keeps evolving—shouldn't your notebook? This spiral-bound companion features a hilariously relatable cover that perfectly captures workplace reality. With 100 pages of blank space, it's ideal for note-taking, planning, or documenting all those tasks that mysteriously appear outside your original job description. Built with sturdy spiral binding to withstand the daily grind, it's equally at home as a work diary, personal organizer, or just a place to vent with humor. A gift that resonates with anyone who's ever wondered what their actual role really is.
"Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • "Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • "Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • "Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • "Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • "Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • "Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • "Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • "Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective
  • "Stuff I Absolutely Need to Remember But Probably Will Forget" Spiral Notebook - Tipsy Turtle Collective

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Frequently asked questions
How long does delivery take?

Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here
Can I return something?

Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty
Do you offer free shipping?

We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.
Do you accept returns on sale items?

Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here
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