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Funny Office Sticky Notes, 50 Sheets x 4 pack
Postage & Shipping
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here
Return policy
We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here
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Brighten your workspace with these hilarious sticky notes that capture the unspoken truths of office life. Each pad features laugh-out-loud phrases like "Another day, another dumpster fire," "None of your emails are finding me well," "Please hesitate to reach out," and "I have a degree in procrastination." With four pads of 50 sheets each, you'll have plenty of witty reminders to stick around your desk, monitor, or anywhere you need a chuckle. Perfect for the cynical professional who appreciates dark humour.








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Frequently asked questions
How long does delivery take?
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here
Can I return something?
Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty
Do you offer free shipping?
We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.
Do you accept returns on sale items?
Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here
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