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Chicken Daddies 2026 Calendar
Postage & Shipping
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here
Return policy
We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here
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Strut into 2026 with the Chicken Daddies Calendar — a funny christmas calendar gift featuring 12 months of feathered flair and rooster charm. This gift offers each page with stunning shots of the most dapper birds around. It’s guaranteed to make your wall the coop-iest spot in the house. Perfect for poultry enthusiasts, farm lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good-looking bird. Mark your days with style, a side of clucks, and a touch of humour only a funny christmas calendar gift can bring.




Your Ultimate funny christmas calendar gift for 2026
This calendar is more than just dates and pictures. It’s a daily dose of joy and laughter that poultry fans will adore. Each month captures the essence of chicken life with quirky charm and impeccable style. Whether you want a conversation starter or a unique decoration, this calendar fits the bill perfectly. Its witty design and colorful imagery make it stand out from common vanilla gift card gifts. Give yourself or a loved one smiles every day throughout 2026.
Why This Calendar Stands Out
Unlike typical valentine's day gifts or simple vanilla gift card presents, this calendar has personality. It's customized with unexpected moments that poultry lovers will get a kick out of. The design brings humor and high-quality photography that brightens any room. Perfect for an office, kitchen, or chicken coop! It is an excellent choice for farm lovers who enjoy lighthearted yet practical presents.
Discover Poultry Secrets While Enjoying Your funny christmas calendar gift
Curious about poultry secrets? Check out TikTok’s poultry pros for some eggs-traordinary farming tips that are slick as a rooster in a tux. Want to see more feathered flair? Head over to #poultryfarmingtips on TikTok for a clucking good time. Need advice that won’t make you chicken out? Instagram has your back with tips on broiler management—because even birds need guidance. And if you want to make your chickens grow faster than you can say “egg-cited,” check out Facebook’s chicken secrets. Feather your nest with knowledge and become the poultry king or queen of your coop!
Perfect Presents Beyond Valentine’s Day Gifts
If you're searching for unique presents beyond typical valentine's day gifts or ordinary humorous options, this calendar is a smart pick. It mixes practical use with a chuckle-worthy design. The calendar fits well in any seasonal gift-giving occasion and spreads happiness throughout the year. It makes a wonderful choice if you want your gift to stand apart from vanilla gift card options. Plus, it appeals to anyone enchanted by farm life and fowl fun.
Wrap Up Your Gift Giving with a funny christmas calendar gift
When choosing the ideal holiday present for poultry fans, this funny christmas calendar gift is unbeatable. It brings charm, wit, and stunning visuals into one package that delights the eyes and the heart. Whether it’s for yourself or a friend, this unique calendar promises year-round enjoyment and memorable moments. Skip the usual vanilla gift card and opt for something more creative and heartfelt—a funny christmas calendar gift that truly clucks with character.
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Frequently asked questions
How long does delivery take?
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here
Can I return something?
Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty
Do you offer free shipping?
We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.
Do you accept returns on sale items?
Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here
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