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2026 World's Greatest Mullets Calendar

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Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here

Return policy

We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here

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Stay organised in style with the 2026 World's Greatest Mullets Calendar — because nothing says "peak planning" like a fresh mullet for every month. This wall-mounted calendar combines practical scheduling space with gloriously coiffed hair inspiration, making it the ultimate conversation starter for your home, office, or classroom. Whether you're tracking appointments, plotting your year ahead, or just appreciating the artistry of the mullet, this calendar delivers both function and flair. Perfect for the chronically disorganised, the mullet enthusiast, or anyone who refuses to plan their year without a little hair-raising humour. Gift it to friends who take their calendars—and their hairstyles—seriously.

 

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Frequently asked questions

How long does delivery take?

Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here

Can I return something?

Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty


Do you offer free shipping?

We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.

Do you accept returns on sale items?

Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here

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