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2026 Ugly Medieval Cats Calendar

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Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here

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We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here

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Meet your new favourite way to procrastinate productively. The 2026 Ugly Medieval Cats Calendar pairs hilariously charming medieval feline illustrations with serious scheduling prowess, keeping your appointments, birthdays, and tasks in check from January through December. Printed with crystal-clear clarity on robust, curl-resistant paper, this calendar laughs in the face of wear and tear. Whether you're organising your home, school, or work life, it handles it all with quirky personality. Perfect for gifting to fellow cat enthusiasts and medieval history lovers who appreciate a good laugh alongside their planner. Because managing your year shouldn't be boring.

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Frequently asked questions

How long does delivery take?

Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here

Can I return something?

Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty


Do you offer free shipping?

We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.

Do you accept returns on sale items?

Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here

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