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2026 Desk Dog Calendar - I Have No Idea What I'm doing
$24.95
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Postage & Shipping
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. See the full policy here
Return policy
We offer 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can fin the the full policy here
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Meet your new desk essential for the gloriously clueless. This 2026 calendar serves up 12 months of hilarious dog moments paired with refreshingly honest takes on life's beautiful mess. Each page is a gentle nudge that pretending to have it all figured out is overrated—and that your four-legged friends are probably just as confused as you are. Ideal for desks, cubicles, or anywhere you need a daily dose of comedic reassurance that winging it is a legitimate strategy.
Curated Chaos
Straight to your doorstep
APPROVED BY TURTLES
Handle with Joy
Pairs well with
More to Love
Christmas
Christmas
Frequently asked questions
How long does delivery take?
Delivery usually takes 5–10 working days after it's been processed and packaged. This may vary depending on stock availability and how far your parcel has to travel (we wish we had teleportation too). Postage is free for all orders over $39, otherwise it's just $3.95. You can view our shipping policy here
Can I return something?
Absolutely — you have 30 days to request a return as long as the item is unused and in its original packaging. Sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty
Do you offer free shipping?
We sure do! Orders over $39 ship free Australia-wide.
Do you accept returns on sale items?
Sorry, sale items can’t be returned unless they’re faulty. You can view our full returns policy here
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